Careless University

Distinguished-ish faculty

Learn from the barely qualified.

Our educators bring decades of combined experience, most of it unrelated to the subjects they teach.

Not Steve at the Dean's desk
University Dean

“Not Steve”

Office hours: regrettably available.

French Brian Phillip with Walter in the faculty office
Adjunct Professor

French Brian Phillip

(bron brē-AN fee-LEEP)

Department of Professional Ransom Scripting.

French Dean Chateau Oeil Fou Michel in the faculty office
Visiting Dean

French Dean Chateau Oeil Fou Michel

Department of International Bad Decisions.

The Dean is accepting complaints he will immediately reject.

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