Careless Culinary Académie
Expensive Stinky Fromage
Look cultured. Sniff aggressively. Raise the price. A complete education in gourmet regret.
Academic programs
Choose your major mistake.
Our curriculum is rigorously unreviewed, professionally questionable, and designed around skills no responsible employer requested.
Featured curricula
Open a poster. Question your future.
Questionable archaeology
Catacomb Grave Robbing
A six-step journey into historical misbehavior. We do not excavate carefully. We relocate history.
Hydration sciences
Professional Water Drinking
Hydration is not a hobby. It is a trade. Eight essential courses, four legends, and one very big thirst.
Department of tiny transportation
Commercial Big Wheel Training
Commercial driver training for children’s Big Wheel trikes. Get licensed. Get life-threateningly dangerous.
Questionable correspondence
Professional Ransom Scripting
The fine art of making a strongly worded letter everybody’s problem. Grammar optional. Drama compulsory.
Supervised wreckage lab
Applied Devastation
You had plans. We have wrecking balls. Turn a promising future into a highly educational pile of rubble.
Applied palm impact
Fire in the Hands: High-Five
Aggressive. Accurate. Academically questionable. Master the art of the perfectly hostile high-five.
Ceremonial disappointment
Fire in the Hands: Low-Five
Passive. Accurate. Socially underwhelming. For students committed to making the least of every opportunity.
A degree this questionable won’t earn itself.
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