Est. some time ago · Accreditation pending indefinitely
DEGREES IN DUMB.
Higher education. Lower standards. A proud institution for students with ambition, poor impulse control, and tuition to burn.
0%Acceptance standards
100%Tuition in regret
∞Bad decisions
The Careless Method™
No plan.
Just brand.
“Education is the careful cultivation of the mind. We got bored halfway through that sentence.”
At Careless University, we believe every avoidable mistake is a teachable moment, provided someone else pays for it.
The AdministrationOffice of Avoidable Mistakes
Fall admissions · Why not
Your future is someone else’s problem.
Applications are reviewed in the order we notice them. No essays. No transcripts. Very few follow-up questions.